There is one for a ridiculous product. A little, disposable toothbrush. Used without water, and then thrown away.
Sure! I need one so I can make out with strangers I meet in dance clubs!
Yuck.

The fortune cookie held these words: "Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans!"
Disposable everything to make us clean, shiny and smelling oh-so-good!
ReplyDeleteMints used to do the trick.
So, what dance clubs are you frequenting? ;)